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I’M A FIRE TIGER AND WHEN I PLAY FIRST-PERSON SHOOTERS I ONLY USE GUNS THAT ARE AS BOLD AND AGGRESSIVE AS I AM. LORD SHAXX MUST HAVE KNOWN THAT I’M A FIRE TIGER BECAUSE WHEN I PLAYED THE DESTINY 2 BETA I CHOSE THE TITAN CLASS AND HE GAVE ME A BOMBASTIC TOOL OF ALIEN MURDER CALLED SWEET BUSINESS. THIS BAD BOY HAS TEN SPINNING BARRELS THAT DELIVER A STREAM OF DEATH TO ANYTHING STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL IN ITS SIGHTS. SWEET BUSINESS IS ALSO AN EXOTIC GUN, AND ANYONE WHO PLAYS DESTINY KNOWS THAT EXOTICS ARE THE BEST CLASS OF WEAPON, JUST LIKE FIRE TIGERS ARE THE BEST TYPE OF PEOPLE. THE ONLY BIG PROBLEM WITH SWEET BUSINESS IS THAT IT HAS A VORACIOUS APPETITE FOR CONSUMING AMMUNITION AND IT’S THE ONLY GUN THAT I REGULARLY RAN OUT OF BULLETS FOR, BUT THAT’S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING BECAUSE IT MEANS I DIDN’T HOLD ANYTHING BACK. FIRE TIGERS DON’T LET BULLETS GO TO WASTE, AND I’M A FIRE TIGER SO YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT I EXHAUSTED EVERY MAGAZINE I PUT INTO THAT GUN. SWEET BUSINESS WAS MY FAVORITE GUN IN THE DESTINY 2 BETA AND WHEN DESTINY 2 LAUNCHES YOU’RE GOING TO SEE ME RUNNING AROUND WITH IT, MOWING DOWN ALIENS AND SCREAMING “I’M A FIRE TIGER, BABY!”

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